Twitter debate erupts over how to cut toast
Turns out cutting toast is not as simple as slicing it in half.
A student managed to start a fierce Twitter debate after posting a photo of three slices of toast and asking people (including Donald Trump and Stormzy) how they like theirs to be cut.
Which way would you prefer our staff to do you toast at the end of a night?! pic.twitter.com/QKLUb5uX5x
— hallamnation (@hallamnation) December 9, 2017
The first slice of toast in the photo shows a diagonal slice, the second is cut horizontally and the third vertically. (If you do anything else, you don’t count, sorry.)
As usually happens with Twitter, people got really really passionate about the topic.
1.. everything tastes better in triangles do not even try and play me
— bethany (@BethJaneGriffin) December 11, 2017
Oh my goodness, how is this even up for debate? #1 is clearly the only way to cut toast – and #2, that’s just vile – I’m sure it’s one of the signs of the apocalypse.
— Blue White Fever (@LeafsJaysFan) December 12, 2017
Without a doubt, #1!!! Anything else is simply a shame.
— Geaux Girl (@777GeauxJen) December 12, 2017
It seems the top choice was diagonally with people tweeting:
“Everything tastes better in triangles. Do not even try and play me.”
“Oh my goodness, how is this even up for debate? #1 is clearly the only way to cut toast – and #2, that’s just vile – I’m sure it’s one of the signs of the apocalypse.”
“Without a doubt, #1!!! Anything else is simply a shame.”
I want to believe that they’ve made up number 3 just for this tweet.
— Vincent Jordan (@VJ7817) December 11, 2017
Number 3 makes me so anxious.
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) December 12, 2017
What kind of animal cuts toasts like #3
— Max (@MaxW1lk1ns) December 12, 2017
A large majority were categorically against number three – the vertical cut – with many refusing to believe it was even a thing.
“I want to believe that they’ve made up number 3 just for this tweet,” commented one person.
“Number 3 makes me so anxious,” wrote another Twitter user with yet another agreeing: “What kind of animal cuts toast like #3?”
And then were these people who mocked the thing entirely.
Three cut. pic.twitter.com/H4J6CrR225
— Travis Yost (@travisyost) December 13, 2017
— Surajh Rambaran (@SurajhRambaran7) December 11, 2017
— Alter Mann Blitz (@OldManFlash) December 12, 2017
There’s always one.
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