Rihanna wore a balaclava to Coachella

From Cosmopolitan

There are are two types of people in this world: The ones who cope well in the heat and the ones who don't. I myself fall into the latter group, I cannot bear summer. In fact I hate it so much that I actually applaud The White Witch who made sure it was forever winter in Narnia.

Unlike me, Rihanna was born for summer, every part of her entire being screams heat wave. In fact Princess RiRi is so hot she has become immune to outside temperature.

Just look at her in these thigh-high Ugg boots at Coachella and tell me this isn't a woman whose body has its own climate.

Admittedly my knowledge on space is limited, but RiRi having her own climate is the only possibly explanation I can come up with for the fact that she turned up to Coachella - a festival in the Californian desert - wearing a Gucci balaclava.

It was 32 degrees (trust me, I Googled it) and Rihanna was walking around the desert dressed like she was simultaneously about to rob a bank, try her hand at Mexican wrestling and get away without paying her extra baggage allowance.

Yes, not only is she wearing a balaclava (yes, like what burglars wear), but she's also wearing a jumper layered over a shirt, with snakeskin trousers that appear to morph seamlessly into a pair of matching boots and not forgetting the diamond earrings that are attached to said balaclava.

Someone get this girl a Mitchum sponsorship asap.

Luckily for me, the Internet had an equally dramatic reaction to RiRi's new high couture Burglar Bill look.

I'm going to think really long and hard the next time I say I have nothing to wear.

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