You can now buy a sex toy that orders you pizza after you've orgasmed

Yahoo Style UK team
The future is here… this sex toy will order you pizza after you’ve orgasmed (Getty Images)
The future is here… this sex toy will order you pizza after you’ve orgasmed (Getty Images)

Ever fancied a little snack after a self-love session?

Do we have news for you, because someone has invented a sex toy that will help cure those post-climax hunger pangs by ordering you a pizza delivery.

No jokes.

A vibrator that orders pizza after you’ve orgasmed is here [Photo: RubGrub/CamSoda]
A vibrator that orders pizza after you’ve orgasmed is here [Photo: RubGrub/CamSoda]

The RubGrub vibrator from adult entertainment site CamSoda is fitted with a button that connects to your phone via Bluetooth and has your payment details and pizza preferences saved.

Once you’ve done the, er, business, you simply press the button and hey presto your pizza order is made, and a cheesy post-orgasm pizza will arrive at your door.

Announcing the RubGrub, a vibrator that orders food following an orgasm, starting with a large cheese pizza! The offering is made possible with an internet programmable Bluetooth button (similar to the Amazon Dash Button) designed to fit on a Lovense Nora vibrator. The button has payment/delivery and order information, which is programmed into it at the time of purchase and connects to through its pizza-ordering API. When a user is done “using” the vibrator, they push the button, which places a delivery order for a large cheese pizza. . more info on camsoda.com/labs . #RubGrub #Pizza #SexAndPizza #Lovense #Nora #CamsodaLabs #WTF #BluetoothButton #Innovation #Tech

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Commenting on the post-climax pizza concept, Daryn Parker, CamSoda’s VP said in a statement: ‘Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories.

‘Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry.’

CamSoda, whose slogan is the rather genius “Get off, and get stuffed!” says the RubGrub will be launching in the coming (pun totally intended) months for a rather reasonable £14.29.

And if pizza isn’t your post-orgasm food of choice then don’t worry.

Though they’ll initially release the vibrator to work just for pizza, they are planning to include other food choices such as Mexican and Chinese soon afterwards. Score!

This isn’t the first time a novelty vibrator has hit the sex market. Just before Christmas a dildo with your partner’s face on it was introduced so you can gaze into their eyes when you, erm, get down to business.

And last summer Hot Octopuss, opened a vibrator salon for hardworking women to pop down to during their lunch breaks.

Billed as the world’s first orgasm pop-up shop, the vibrator salon saw over 1,000 women apply for some time in a dildo booth.

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