Parents Are Sharing Photos Of Their Toddler's Unhinged Habits — And It's Making Me Glad That I'm A Childless Dog Lady
As anyone who's ever been around a toddler knows — they're little monsters (and not in the Lady Gaga way). Try as you may to keep them occupied; at some point in the day, they will make an absolute mess. And unfortunately for these exhausted parents, they know all about it...From smashing the TV to biting everything in sight, here are 19 photos that prove living with a toddler is NOT for the weak:
1.This toddler chewed through the ring of their parents' (now-leaking) washing machine:
2.This toddler bit *almost* all of this Woody toy's fingers off, and now he's permanently flipping the bird:
We all know he wanted to do this to Buzz in the first Toy Story, anyway...
3.This toddler committed the unfathomable crime of mixing all of their Play-Doh colors:
4.This toddler helpfully stored their parent's new Airpod in a bag of Doritos:
5.This toddler woke up in the middle of the night with the sole intent of setting multiple alarms on their parent's phone:
6.This toddler is a notorious berry-biter:
7.This toddler helpfully gave the toilet paper a bath:
8.This toddler found a premium spot to store their popsicle:
9.This person was literally bitten by a 3-year-old:
10.This toddler slapped their parent so hard it created an imprint of their eyeball on their glasses:
11.This toddler discovered the microwave, and thought they would give it a try:
12.This toddler has a vendetta against blinds:
13.This toddler has a very specific way of eating their post-dinner bread snack:
14.This toddler realized the ~perfect~ place to store toothpicks is the toaster:
15.This toddler decided, "If I don't get screen time, nobody's getting screen time":
16.This toddler brought a whole new meaning to "bagel bites":
17.This toddler figured out the perfect way to eat a frosted donut:
18.This toddler threw a remote against a stone fireplace after being told "no":
19.And this toddler's attempt at giving their parent a pedicure:
Which one of these toddler habits did you think was the worst? Do you have any hilariously unhinged toddler stories? Let us know in the comments!
