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#GarethSouthgateWould: the England manager is a social media hit

Gareth Southgate has taken England to their first World Cup quarter-final in 12 years and it seems he can do no wrong. Judging by the online reaction, there is absolutely nothing Southgate cannot do.

He would never be disrespectful to football or its pundits

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There would be no disruptions from kitchen appliances

There would be no fights over selection boxes at Christmas

He would have got on very well with JRR Tolkien

He would prove very polite on public transport

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He would respect fast food

...and be clued up on restaurant etiquette

He’s your man if you’re struggling with furniture

He would be considerate at gigs

He would have his own interpretation of neighbourhood watch

He would be the perfect office manager

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He knows a thing or two about checkout etiquette

He would be a librarian’s dream

He would make sure your wedding day goes smoothly

He’s not a fan of spoilers

He would keep ITV2 ratings steady rather than spectacular

He would be perfect for No10

He would live and learn