43 Terrible, Terrible Roommates Who Will Make You Want To Live Alone Forever
1.This roommate was wildly inconsiderate:
2.This roommate used a mixing bowl for FOOD for their ingrown toenail:
3.This roommate threw out an irreplaceable sentimental item:
4.This person thought it was okay to sleep in their roommate's bed:
Here's some more context from OP: "So I came home earlier than expected yesterday and found her asleep in my bed. We haven’t talked about it since, and I’m still trying to figure out if I’m overreacting. She took off some of her clothes but kept her shoes on, even though she knows I hate shoes in my room, which makes me think she did it on purpose.
When she woke up, she just laughed and ran out, saying she didn’t know how it happened. I was worried something bad might've happened, so I didn’t push it at the time. But now, with how casual she’s been about it, I’m starting to wonder if I’m the one being too sensitive here."
5.This roommate literally moved his PARENTS in:
6.This roommate took extreme measures to protect their food:
7.This housemate not only decided to pee in bottles rather than get up to use the bathroom but also KEPT THEM ALL:
8.This roommate was making alcohol in a shared room like it's Prohibition:
9.This roommate was straight-up terrifying:
10.These roommates were just massive dicks:
11.This roommate was piling bottles in the shared closet instead of throwing them away or recycling them:
12.This roommate was just disgusting:
13.Seriously, why is this a thing???:
14.This roommate was also disgusting:
15.As was this roommate:
16.Oh, look, another disgusting roommate:
17.This roommate seemed pretty unbothered that their mom threw out ten of their roommate's plants:
18.This roommate self-diagnosed ADHD and memory loss and then used it to excuse not flushing the shared toilet (oh, and BTW, the roommate has his own bathroom):
The poster also provided this context: "The 'mess in the sink' is dishes from when me and my girlfriend cook, which is almost every day. We never leave it overflowing with dishes. He also doesn't cook and instead spends his boyfriend's money on DoorDash every day from a place we live less than two miles away from. This is the second time I've had to say something about the toilet. He has his own bathroom in his bedroom. His computer desk in our public space is also growing mold, and he has so much trash everywhere that he started throwing his trash on my girlfriend's desk. He self-diagnosed ADHD and STML."
19.And this roommate also had issues flushing their waste:
20.This roommate vacuumed up their dinner (???):
21.This roommate was an absolute pig:
22.This roommate was also a pig in an entirely different way:
23.I'm pretty sure this roommate was a witch:
24.Listen, I'm a staunch supporter of cat people, but this roommate's behavior was unacceptable:
25.This roommate was similarly disgusting:
26.This person got in trouble for throwing away their roommate's rotting fruit that was bringing in flies:
27.This roommate desperately needed some Tupperware:
28.And this roommate needs to buy some makeup wipes:
29.This person got their roommate kicked out (OP also clarified in the comments that they didn't smoke in the dorm room):
30.This roommate was basically running their own science experiment in the pantry:
31.This roommate was literally screaming at 4 a.m. and then got defensive about being asked to stop:
32.This person stole their roommate's Hulu:
33.This may be the boyfriend of the roommate, but it still counts:
34.This roommate almost burned the apartment down:
35.This person got mad if their roommate used the bathroom or even walked into the kitchen to get water during quiet hours:
36.This roommate had 13 CATS and did not clean up after them:
37.This roommate didn't seem to understand the concept of a shared bathroom:
38.This person had a problem with their roommate having wrinkles in their bedspread:
39.This roommate should've done a little more research before his purchase:
40.These roommates apparently subsisted on White Claw and White Claw only:
41.This roommate racked up an enormous electricity bill:
Extra context from OP: "Came home last night to find that my roommate hadn't paid the electricity bill in a few months. We moved in in August and live in a two-bedroom apartment — electricity should be like $150 or less most months. Lost all my food in the fridge and freezer and bothered emergency maintenance at 11 p.m. just for them to hand me this card, which I'd missed taped to my door. Very frustrated as I feel I have no real legal recourse against my roommate at this point, and I don't want to pay her debt, but I need electricity."
42.And this roommate was late paying utilities and then got sassy about it:
43.Finally, this person literally peed in their dormmate's bed:
