Oh My God, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Ignorant Americans Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion So Far This Year

1."Europe would fit into Texas:"

2."This is what REAL Italian food is:"

3."Our poop is built different:"

4."How do you even begin to cook by using celsius:"

5."Georgia doesn't exist:"

6."Italy has no water:"

7."Don't mess with the country who won the Civil War:"

8."Do Europeans celebrate the 4th:"

9."Military time is impossible to understand:"

10."Texas is the greatest country on Earth:"

11."Canada would collapse without us:"

12."Europe is tiny:"

13."Celsius is always wrong:"

14."At the very least Texas would be the biggest country in Europe:"

15."I can't believe those taxes:"

16."Why aren't miles and kilometers the same:"

17."Europe hasn't discovered electricity:"

18."Fragile Europeans are physically unable to play football:"

19."European food is awful:"

20."You're using punctuation all wrong:"

21."Ireland created English:"

22."Champagne is from where I say it's from:"

23."That's not how that's spelled:"

24."British language is a bunch gibberish:"

25."Lithuania would be ours in an instant:"

26."We wrote the dictionary:"

27."They need to build some more bypasses in those old cities:"

28."Greenland belongs to America:"

29."We're the main character:"

That kind of sums it up.