31 Photos That Prove Pumpkin Spice Has Gone Too Far

1.First we had pumpkin beer, then pumpkin cider, and now pumpkin wine??? We've gone too far.

Pumpkin Spice Chardonnay wine bottles displayed in a store cardboard box. Labels feature pumpkin illustrations
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2.Butt wipes??? Is nothing safe from pumpkin spice these days?

Shelf display featuring Dude Wipes packages, flushable wipes with plant-based ingredients, labeled as extra-large
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I just need to provide a closer-up photo so you can see this horrifying pun...

Package of Dude Wipes with a pumpkin-spice scent theme, featuring pumpkin imagery on a toilet. Contains 48 flushable wipes
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3.Welcome to America, where you can get a Pumpkin Spice joint.

Packaging for a "Pumpkin Spice Doobie," advertising 1 gram with added kief, containing CO2 wax, natural terpenes, and flavored with tangerine dream wax
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4.Why??? Is this??? A thing???

Limited time Audubon Park Pumpkin Spice Blend wild bird food display
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5."Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?" — Spy Kids 2

Supermarket display promoting a new item: pumpkin spiced salmon priced at $12.99 per pound
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6.What...what does this mean??? Do I even want to know?

Sign for Centerfolds Worcester reads: "Adult Entertainment, Pumpkin Spice, Lap Dances Are Back."
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7.As if Spam wasn't enough of an abomination!!!

Limited edition pumpkin spice flavored SPAM can on a table
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8.I wonder why this is only available for a limited time...maybe because IT IS A STAIN ON HUMANITY???

Poster for a limited-time pumpkin spice tamale, with the phrase "Fall in love with our" and caption "This is the real war on Christmas."
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9.This pumpkin spice ramen is compelling evidence that humans should not have free will.

Cup Noodles Pumpkin Spice Flavor packages on a store shelf
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This grotesque creation only gets worse when you read the instructions.

Cup of instant noodles topped with a swirl of whipped cream, placed on a kitchen counter
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10.You know what I think when I have tacos? Damn, I wish this tasted like a Yankee Candle.

Package of Mama Lupe's Pumpkin Spice flavored tortillas, 6-count
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11.Is it April Fool's Day or something??? For all of October?

Outdoor sign for pumpkin spice miso ramen, showing an image of the dish with ingredients like spicy broth, juicy pork, and crispy pumpkin
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12.Is there no end to this torment?

Display of Native deodorant and body wash with pumpkin spice scent. Text: "PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS COMIN’ BACK HOT."
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13.Is no product safe?

Limited Edition Dawn Powerwash Pumpkin Scent bottles on a store shelf
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14.WHAT DOES BIG PUMPKIN HAVE ON US???

Package of pumpkin spice pork sausage, branded as a limited-time flavor from Food Lion
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15.Please, Big Pumpkin. I have a family!!!

Box of Hefty Ultra Strong Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice trash bags on a stove, featuring Arm & Hammer baking soda for odor control
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16.I think this may count as biological warfare.

A large bottle labeled "Pumpkin Spice Clorox," featuring fall leaves and emphasizing concentrated formula and improved whitening
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17.I'm actually going to be sick. Pumpkin spice ham???

Packaging of Pumpkin Spice Ham on display at a grocery store. Price tags visible in the background
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18.Luckily, I have some cough drops to help me feel better....wait. WAIT. NO. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

CVS Health limited edition pumpkin spice cough drops, featuring menthol cough suppressant and oral anesthetic
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19.This is why God has abandoned us.

A hand holds a package of Murray's Pumpkin Spice BellaVitano cheese, price reduced to $4.21. Contains milk; allergens listed
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20.Every day, we stray farther from his light...

"Special Kitty Pumpkin Spice cat litter, 7kg, multicat formula. Odor control, 24/7. Price: $6.98 per 100g."
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21.If I come over and you're making pumpkin spice pasta, I will throw up on your floor and then leave — like a cat. You've been warned.

Person stirring cooked pasta in a Crock-Pot with a blue spoon, wearing a pumpkin-themed apron
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22.This has GOT to be fake, right?

Box of Naloxone Hydrochloride with "Pumpkin Spice" label, 2 mg per 2 mL dosage, resting on a laptop keyboard
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23.This *might* be a murder attempt.

Yerbaé Pumpkin Spice energy drink can being held. Text notes zero calories and sugar, naturally caffeinated with yerba mate
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24.Why would you do this? :(

Six hot dogs topped with whipped cream and sprinkled seasoning on a white tray in a kitchen setting
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25.This has got to be a joke.

Sign outside Tire Discounters reads, "IT'S BACK! PUMPKIN SPICE RUBBER."
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26.LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY BOY!!! (My boy being hummus.)

Stacks of Marketside Pumpkin Spice Hummus tubs with label reading "Too far" above
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27.So everyone can smell like Christian Girl Autumn!

Sign advertising a "Pumpkin Spice Scented Conditioning Treatment" for $14 with images of pumpkins and cinnamon sticks
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28.Why must we force our obsession on our poor canine friends???

Person holding a large pumpkin spice flavored dog bone package in a pet store. A sign reads "Save 30%."
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29.A taste of autumn? More like a taste of despair.

Package of Henning's Wisconsin Cheese, Pumpkin Spice Cheddar, 5.2 oz. Text suggests pairing with sweet potatoes or pancakes
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30.WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END???

Hand holding a package of pumpkin spice Wensleydale cheese with a decorative pumpkin design
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31.And finally...do we really need this? Are they not pumpkin enough already???

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds package, net weight 8 oz (227g), features text and pumpkin illustration
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