22 Of The Funniest Pet Tweets On The Internet To Start Your Week
Our pets have been settling in to the fall season with some hilarious foolery. Here are 22 of the funniest pet tweets on the internet to prove it:
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This morning I saw one of my neighbors talking to her cat.It was obvious that she thought her cat understood her.When I got back to my house, I told my dog and we laughed and laughed and laughed.#614clinton
— Clinton (@614clinton) September 29, 2024
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My girl Bella sat on my phone, and somehow, her back end opened the facial recognition. I shaved after that.
— Captain Asparagus! (@DbleJ40051316) September 23, 2024
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wait the edible is hittingggggg why is my dog kinda serving sabrina carpenter pic.twitter.com/orfIe8sEzR
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 5, 2024
Instagram: @_hairbylaurie / Via Twitter: @elijahdaniel
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My dog broke and I had to take it to the repair shop pic.twitter.com/26O4edfaJs
— What We Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) October 3, 2024
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Idk cuz I call my cat Mr. Shitty bum because once he had a poop hanging from his ass as a kitten like 3 years ago
— 🌙🐺 Lunam Wolf 🐺🌙 (@LunamWolf) September 30, 2024
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My partner is visiting in a couple weeks and normally I’d be hearing from him nonstop around now but he hadn’t texted in 3 days and I was getting a little worried, so I pinged himTurns out Onion blocked his number and my partner was panicking for 72 hours bc I was so quiet pic.twitter.com/hHOyKu12fo
— jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 ➡️ Big Bad Con Oct24 (@jeeyonshim) September 23, 2024
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Why wife tells me it's disgusting that I give my cat a little kiss on its head whenever it jumps on my lap. She doesn't know that when she isn't around I actually lick the cats head like its mum cat did when it was a kitten
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 1, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 5, 2024
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what breed is my dog pic.twitter.com/nOtK5on0EY
— robyn 🐰 (@robynsaur) September 28, 2024
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My dog was barking in the corner of a wall in the house and I’m telling you I threw my shoe at that corner so fuckin fast cause I watched a haunted house horror flick.It was just a fuckin lady bug chillin on the wall. 😮💨 FUCCKKKK MY HEART.Little bastard was lucky I missed.
— Zentreya⚡🐲 VSHOJO (@zentreya) October 2, 2024
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WHERE IS HIS SEATBELT?!?! pic.twitter.com/NRlVZUExq9
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) September 26, 2024
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The only reason I got a dog was to be one of those dog walkers who found a dead body. Not found one yet
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 7, 2024
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my cat he's very gentle and don't bite pic.twitter.com/vJwN2yZBB4
— ♱ (@lesbigaiI) September 26, 2024
Hannibal / Via Twitter: @lesbigaiI
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 6, 2024
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looks like the wet food i give my cat im ngl
— 🌸rose (@tfwWonnie) September 30, 2024
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"yOuR rabBiT is aN adUlt" he is literally a teeny tiny baby shut up vet pic.twitter.com/DHG8JZbhvn
— robyn 🐰 (@robynsaur) October 6, 2024
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heyheyheyheyheyheyhey heyheyhey…what???nothing pic.twitter.com/oY5Ky935tP
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) September 26, 2024
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Long live the king pic.twitter.com/z28A1a4NU4
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) September 25, 2024
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God DAMN I'm BEAUTIFUL pic.twitter.com/4cib7L75JM
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) September 26, 2024
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