USWNT celebrates World Cup with dancing, tears, locker-room rowdiness
The United States women’s national team – excuse us, the world champion United States women’s national team – is truly one-of-a-kind.
On the field, the 2019 World Cup queens are the greatest women’s soccer unit ever assembled.
Off it, they’re a unique group of personalities.
On the field, especially in training, they push one another harder than any of us could imagine.
Off it, they have more fun than any of us will ever have.
So when all that hard work resulted in the program’s fourth World Cup crown, first, they cried. Here’s midfielder Sam Mewis overcome by emotion on the field:
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS ⭐️
PARTY HARD, #USA!!!! pic.twitter.com/HyqAzdlDzG— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 7, 2019
Jill Ellis, two-time World Cup-winning head coach, took in the scene:
The 🐐 taking it ALL in.
Your two-time #FIFAWWC CHAMP. pic.twitter.com/IKQiEL63N2— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 7, 2019
Players did confetti angels:
DRIPPIN’ in GOLD#OneNationOneTeam pic.twitter.com/3gjuiP4HC5
— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 7, 2019
They paraded around the field with flags and the trophy:
And then they went to the locker room for a once-in-a-lifetime party:
🍾🏆 🍾🏆🍾🏆🍾🏆 pic.twitter.com/uJfnwamUTo
— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 7, 2019
The team’s Twitter account kept it PG. Players, on the other hand ...
The USWNT’s rowdy postgame celebrations
Megan Rapinoe and Rose Lavelle were the stars during the game. But afterward, backup goalkeeper Ashlyn Harris was the hero. A true woman of the people.
She posted a glorious – and expletive-laced – Instagram story that took fans inside the locker room to get a sense of the scene. Be forewarned, there is a lot of colorful language. But the content won’t disappoint.
Ashlyn Harris’ instastories are the best thing on the internet rn pic.twitter.com/JLDjftOSpj
— marie (@East_From_Eden) July 7, 2019
Here’s Alex Morgan dancing:
Thank you @Ashlyn_Harris for this quality content 👌🏽✨ Some catch my girl @alexmorgan13, since I can’t 😂 pic.twitter.com/IFPAUbPYcR
— VC (@Itgoesvnaaa) July 7, 2019
Midfielder Allie Long contributed to the Instastory goodness as well:
That World Champ mood #USWNT pic.twitter.com/nWAXT0rr9m
— Kevin Snyder (@ksnyd_10) July 7, 2019
I love my girls. @USWNT pic.twitter.com/IPLS1nXTS7
— Allie Long (@ALLIE_LONG) July 7, 2019
Rapinoe, for a while, was stuck at the postgame news conference. Harris told her – or, rather, yelled at a TV – to “get your ass in the f***ing locker room!”
If you haven’t already, please do yourself a favor and watch @Ashlyn_Harris Instagram story for quality content of our champs, the USWNT, being drunk and happy.
...and them wanting Pinoe to come into the locker room to celebrate🤣 pic.twitter.com/hNHwGl90SD— THE USWNT WON THE WORLD CUP (@_alejandrapena) July 7, 2019
Pinoe obliged:
when the presser holds you back...
so you’re welcomed in style. pic.twitter.com/8w9rioUxCd— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 7, 2019
Then, back to more dancing:
Thank you for the content @Ashlyn_Harris #USWNT #FIFAWomensWorldCup19 pic.twitter.com/98skZyAQRe
— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) July 7, 2019
(Thank you so, so much, Ashlyn.)
Lavelle made an appearance with ski goggles over her eyes and a beer in hand:
I highly recommend @Ashlyn_Harris’s Instagram story right now. pic.twitter.com/ILldDpAmtZ
— AK (@akohlhepp) July 7, 2019
Tobin Heath and Christen Press made appearances:
Muito obrigada pelos mimos, Ashlyn Harris. pic.twitter.com/ZLveO8LOyQ
— Alessandra (@drunkjaguar) July 7, 2019
So did Ali Krieger, of course. Harris and Krieger are engaged. Before they actually get married, though, they get to celebrate a world freakin’ championship together:
Voilà @Ashlyn_Harris et @alikrieger, le couple bientôt marié de cette équipe américaine championne du monde. C’est ça aussi le soccer féminin 🌈🤩#coupedumondeféminine pic.twitter.com/2Lxh4eyGdz
— Laura Wojcik (@LauraWoj1) July 7, 2019
Harris and Morgan enjoyed some champagne together:
Gracias por tanto y perdón por tan poco @Ashlyn_Harris pic.twitter.com/6h2QcX7Y8C
— Luz🇺🇸 (@LuzAsnicar17) July 7, 2019
Harris and Kelley O’Hara enjoyed ... an apple?
ashlyn harris is a top-10 person alive pic.twitter.com/IvyjE5JAQM
— ertz&pugh&tobin&rapinoe (@carIisIe) July 7, 2019
Everybody sprayed some champagne and chanted “USA!”:
We have no choice but to stan Ashlyn Harris. pic.twitter.com/aDWuIeJRS0
— Dex Hinton (@DexHinton) July 7, 2019
“This content is f***ing gold, b****,” Harris concluded. Which is quite the understatement.
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