For all the talk about Philadelphia greasing its light poles on Sunday, it turns out that celebrating Eagles fans should have been paying more attention to a different kind of pole.

Watch as this Philadelphia Eagles fan chasing a departing subway train gets absolutely truck-sticked by a pole on the platform.

Brian Dawkins would not be proud.

The clips of this hit went viral almost immediately after the Eagles’ rout of the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC title game and it might be safe to say it’ll be the highlight that’s talked about most on Monday morning.

Something also tells us that either Jimmy Kimmel or Ellen will find this fan and make sure he ends up in Minneapolis for Super Bowl LII.

Provided he can find his way there safely, of course.

By the way, speaking of those Crisco-laden poles, they proved to be less of an obstacle to celebrating Eagles fans after the game.

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