CFL definitely isn’t an acronym for Collapsing Fans’ Lungs, but maybe the league should consider a re-brand after BC Lions Defensive back Marcell Young absolutely trucked a streaker in glorious fashion on Saturday night.

During a stoppage in the Lions’ home opener against the Montreal Alouettes, a (probably) slightly-intoxicated patron burst onto the field at BC Place, removed his trousers — because no aspiring streaker has time for pants — and did some weird, twirl-dancing thing before trying to hype up the crowd on his way toward the direction of Young.

Unfortunately for the pants-less bandit, the crafty CFL veteran put him in his cross-hairs before accelerating and laying a savage shoulder-to-chest blast — sending the fan flying into oblivion.

Sources could neither confirm nor deny the long-term effect this trauma will have on the streaker’s future, but if that dude woke up on his own today I would be very surprised.

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