Hannah Keyser is a writer and reporter who has covered sports and food for Major League Baseball, Deadspin, and Vice. She lives in New York, after growing up outside of Philly and getting an ancient history degree from the University of Pennsylvania that almost never comes up in her current line of work. She thinks bandwagoning is good, long relief is underrated, and hot dogs are an embarrassment to the game of baseball. Follow Hannah on Twitter (@HannahRKeyser) and Instagram (cleverwpanache).