Literally Just 50 Hilarious Photos

Here's the deal — I'm writing this on a dreary Monday morning, I have an epic sunburn from making the ill-advised decision to wear a tank top to my kid's little league game, and I woke up to no coffee in the freaking house.

I'm in a MOOD. So today you can forget clever captions or even a unifying theme tying these photos together. The best I can do is to throw together a scattershot collection of ridiculously funny photos. Check 'em out below:

(And here's hoping tomorrow is better after I get some aloe and extra-caffeinated coffee beans.)

1.First, there's this text I could've received today:

2.And this dude is having a bad day, too:

3.Once a cop, always a cop:

4.I don't know what's going on with this seal-looking dog, I just think it's cute/funny:

5.This 40-year-old guy's friends celebrated his circumcision with a cake:

6.This guy's friends, meanwhile, helped him celebrate his divorce:

7.And this dad sent this to his kid along with the instruction, "Post this to the internet":

8.Know what's really sad? This meme was made BEFORE tariffs:

9.This guy is too lazy for words:

10.Ditto for this person who completed a jigsaw puzzle on the easy setting:

11.This woman got "cat-eye nails" and had to make sure they checked out:

12.This person renamed their internet network to send a message to their neighbor:

13.And this cafe was trying to start some drama:

14.Is this one probably fake? Yes. Do I care? No.

15.This building in Toronto would make one hell of a location for a fertility clinic:

16.And housekeeping left this guest a very questionable pillow animal:

17.I think we're all devolving:

18.Whatever happened to generic fortunes like, “Your kindness will lead you to success”?

19.And this sign — meant for the kitchen – gives off a very different vibe in the bathroom:

20.Speaking of vibes, this resident clearly didn't do a vibe check of their apartment complex before putting up this door knocker:

"As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning..."

21.This smarty-pants — after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time — wrote this:

22.And speaking of the bible — look, everybody! He's back:

23.Whoever painted this on the wall of a hostel has ISSUES:

24.This air traveler blew up an air mattress and took a snooze right at the gate:

25.And this job applicant submitted this as their entire résumé:

It reads: "Resume — was working at a trucking company. just got fired for insubordination. not true. looking for upright employer."

26.Yes, these mechanics are watching a YouTube tutorial on how to fix a car:

27.This is one weird barista:

28.And this dad couldn't pass up a dad joke in the wild:

29.This woman tried her first ever edible, a pot brownie, and then — after declaring "it wasn't shit" — had another one. An hour later, her boyfriend caught her reading this article, LOL:

30.This husband found a quick way to get out of having to make cookies with his wife:

31.And this person was excited about how cheap the scratching post they ordered for their cat was until it came:

32.This person used a bit too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door:

33.You know what's good for a laugh? A truly great sign outside a business:

34.And Arby's needs to get this sign fixed, like, yesterday:

35.This "last day of work" cake is from my kind of people:

36.This dad texted this photo to his kid with the message, "It finally happened!":

37.And — just in case you were worried — these donuts are boneless:

38.This Goodwill worker came up with the perfect price to quickly sell this Pi-shaped pizza cutter:

39.This boyfriend is OVER his girlfriend leaving her hair in the shower, so he did this:

40.And this dad deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:

41.This person was mad their roommate bought a Keurig when they already had a coffee pot...so they did this:

Yes, those are coffee beans on strike! Their signs read: "Not My Coffee Pot!" "No Way!" and "Jobs!"

42.It's definitely Carlos:

43.And this dog was sitting cool after sneaking some of their owner's slushy:

44.Some troublemaker had a little fun with this truck company's name:

45.This girlfriend was hilariously un-chill about not being engaged (and fair enough after almost nine years):

46.This fast food staff didn't want to hear it:

47.And here's a heartwarming sign:

48.This wrong text will amuse fans of The Office:

49.How did these two trucks end up riding side-by-side?

50.And lastly, you have got to see this self portrait that a pigeon somehow pooped out: